finehoney:

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

carnival-phantasm:

gemghosts:

blanketsandanime:

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER

ladyjericho:

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

marina-diamandis:

And u gave… the countriest bitch in the group… the country genre

chaoticgood:

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives